Seth Dillon
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"Stop killing us and our babies" is a message the black community should be sending to Planned Parenthood, not the police risking everything to protect them from would-be murderers.
If a 16-year-old is wielding a knife and trying to stab someone, you can't kill her. Because she's just a baby. But if a pre-born child is unarmed in the womb, you're welcome to kill her. Because she's not yet a baby. This is the logic of the left.
“She dances better than she sings.” — My 7-year-old after seeing Michael Jackson for the first time.
Women. They’re called women.
Since we changed "women" to "people who menstruate or previously experienced menstruation," can we go ahead and change "expert" to "people who were wrong and will be wrong this time, too"?
Your Honor, you asked for evidence my wife hates me and wants me to die.
If you're walking around outside wearing a mask, you're an idiot. Why not wear a helmet instead? Chances are you'll trip and hit your head on pavement before you catch COVID.
You’ve seen Democrats.
Are there any other liberals willing to ridicule bad ideas, or is Bill Maher the only one? This whole clip is 🔥.

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I pay per joke now. Come up with a third one and we’ll talk.