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Seth Dillon

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A cop saved a black girl from being knifed in the street and the White House calls it "police violence."

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I explicitly told them NOT to admit this in writing.

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The shootings are often justified. Lebron doesn’t care. The victims are often white. Lebron doesn’t care. Cops get killed, too. Lebron doesn’t care. Nothing matters to him except the sick satisfaction of fueling an emotional narrative and making someone pay.

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I voted for The Onion because The Babylon Bee is fake satire.

https://twitter.com/slashdot/status/1385054588399616000?s=21

Best satire website?

@TheOnion @TheBabylonBee

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If you were soulless and evil and bent on creating as much hatred, division, violence and death as possible, you’d run the mainstream media exactly as it’s being run right now.

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Thank a cop.

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The left is finally admitting it’s wrong to kill babies.

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"Stop killing us and our babies" is a message the black community should be sending to Planned Parenthood, not the police risking everything to protect them from would-be murderers.

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If a 16-year-old is wielding a knife and trying to stab someone, you can't kill her. Because she's just a baby. But if a pre-born child is unarmed in the womb, you're welcome to kill her. Because she's not yet a baby. This is the logic of the left.

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“She dances better than she sings.” — My 7-year-old after seeing Michael Jackson for the first time.

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Only stupid people hold back smart kids.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-accelerated-math-courses-equity

Virginia moving to eliminate all accelerated math courses before 11th grade as part of equity-focused plan

The Virginia Department of Education (VDOE) is moving to eliminate all accelerated math options prior to 11th grade, effectively keeping higher-achieving students from advancing as they usually would in the school system.

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Women smashing windows is actually mostly peaceful.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1385295662435160066?s=20

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JUST IN - Extinction Rebellion smash more bank windows. Today, the HSBC bank in London was selected.

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Women. They’re called women.

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Since we changed "women" to "people who menstruate or previously experienced menstruation," can we go ahead and change "expert" to "people who were wrong and will be wrong this time, too"?

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Also, Jordan is the 🐐.

https://bit.ly/3vd2Ftc

The Babylon Bee

'That Girl Getting Stabbed Wasn't In Danger,' Says Man Who Flops Any Time Another Player Gets Within Six Feet Of Him

LOS ANGELES, CA—Basketball superstar and second greatest player of all time LeBron James posted in defense of the girl who was shot stabbing another girl in Ohio this week.

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"Promoting crime" is an odd way of characterizing our ridicule of criminals.

https://twitter.com/the_kyle_mann/status/1385698963483873282?s=21

Kyle Mann, boop/bop/beep

Facebook is penalizing @TheBabylonBee for "coordinating harm and promoting crime" for our satirical post MAKING FUN OF THOSE WHO RIOT. We appealed the decision but were told it was unlikely we'd receive a response.

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A week later, this strike remains on my account despite my appealing it and reaching out to contacts at Facebook directly.

https://twitter.com/adam4d/status/1383852634063265799?s=21

So @SethDillon posted this to @instagram and they’re now threatening to bounce him for “harmful false information” and “hate speech or symbols.” What??

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Legalize brilliance.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1385951470403657731?s=20

A Japanese man has been arrested after reportedly dating more than 35 women at the same time in order to get birthday gifts from all of them He gave each woman a different date for his birthday, ensuring a constant stream of gifts through the year. news.yahoo.com/japan…

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Your Honor, you asked for evidence my wife hates me and wants me to die.

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Planned Parenthood Distances Themselves From Margaret Sanger By Continuing Her Legacy

https://bit.ly/3dNHtnK

The Babylon Bee

Planned Parenthood Distances Themselves From Margaret Sanger By Continuing Her Legacy

“At Planned Parenthood, we have made the bold decision to part ways from our evil, racist founder. We denounce her racism once and for all and to show our commitment to that we will be doubling our presence in minority communities,” announced Planned Parenthood…

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