Around a year ago, my critics were saying the Bee was going to die.

He hates that he loves Twitter.

Plot twist.

I've only gained 92,461 followers in the last 30 days. Twitter is dying.

If you’re bringing talking points on Thanksgiving, you are that uncle.

The problem with stretching a word like "incitement" to give it the broadest possible application is that it can then be applied to your own lawful speech. If a conservative doesn't have to call for violence to be guilty of inciting it, neither does a leftist.

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"Here is a quick and generally reliable rule . . . If people have always said it, it is probably true; it is the distilled wisdom of the ages. If people have not always said it, but everybody is saying it now, it is probably a lie; it is the concentrated madness of the moment."

— Anthony Esolen, Out of the Ashes

You’d think the media could at least cover this positively.

I'm thankful you have the freedom to despise and disparage us.

I'm thankful you're free to spout your narcissistic nonsense.

Sane people: "I don't think children should be sexualized, exploited, or mutilated."

Leftists: "You hear that? They want gays and trans people to die."

Thankful.

I'm thankful I didn't get vaccinated.

Here we have a call to violent action for the purpose of intimidation (i.e., terrorism) from @Esqueer_, a far-left transgender activist who accuses conservatives of incitement for thinking it's wrong to sexualize, exploit, and mutilate children.

It was deleted to cover tracks.

Leftists: “So Tucker caused this one, too.”

Your evil, unending attempt to stuff those words into the mouths of people who haven't said them should be a policy violation.

Ask Musk if he thinks it's incitement to notice that there was a drag show for kids at the local library. That's the speech you're trying to silence.

Yes, the internet "safety experts" are the bad guys.

The whole reason they're outraged is because Elon Musk is trying to restore free speech. If he were actually anti-free speech, they'd love him.

https://twitter.com/townhallcom/status/1595465889117339652?s=46&t=UoMmU4r_QAWKA6rKCUcLUw

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"They're a private company. They can do whatever the want."

*company does what it wants

"They must be destroyed."