I’ve been gaining thousands of followers per day since the deal closed. Doesn’t seem to be slowing down.

“It will look like we’re losing until we correct for that.”

I think the woman became a make-believe, purple-haired man, and the actual man stuck around because he’d be labeled a transphobe otherwise. But I’m not sure. It’s all very confusing.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/07/he-stuck-by-his-man-and-married-weeks-after-he-came-out-as-trans/

If there are—and always have been—tons of trans kids who will kill themselves if they aren't accepted, then we'd have seen high suicide rates throughout history. But we don't see that at all. Historically, kids were neither confused about their identities nor were they suicidal.

What we're running right now is an experiment on what happens when you confuse kids on a grand scale, then "affirm" their confusion with irreversible "treatments" that do permanent physical and psychological damage. The stakes are life and death, but for the opposite reason.

We'll be seeing a lot of this in the near future.

I don’t know why everyone’s so concerned. Voting machines are programmed to “break” if too many Republicans use them. It’s a safeguard against the American people stealing the election.

By doing things now, you’re putting off procrastination.

I think extreme views like “men can’t get pregnant” and “it’s bad to mutilate kids” count as free speech. But I’m not a scientist or expert researcher, so I could be wrong.

Crist got crushed.

It’s incredible that Desantis somehow managed to both murder and motivate everyone in Florida.

Has democracy killed democracy yet?

lol

Did you work for Facebook in digital ads and need a new job? Do you think wokeness is stupid? If the answer is yes to both questions, let's talk.

I don't care about your race or gender and I won't use your preferred pronouns. Leading off with that silliness is disqualifying.

That was close.

For $8 a month we’ll keep working on a third joke.

https://babylonbee.com/plans

Violence occurs at children’s hospitals whenever a young girl has her healthy breasts or uterus surgically removed. Thankfully, our efforts are successfully reducing this violence and leading to laws that criminalize it.

Nearly a quarter of a million people have voted to NOT require medical care for infants born alive.

He deleted it.

And blocked me 😂

The bomb threat was fake. The surgeries on minors are real.