Democrats Form Committee To Get To The Bottom Of Who Did All Those Lockdowns And Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-form-committee-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-who-did-all-those-lockdowns-and-vaccine-mandates

I would start by firing everyone who demanded not to be fired.

Has this person been arrested yet for providing drugs to minors?

Columbia held a forum on humor to discuss how the "far right" uses super scary subversive measures like "jokes and laughter" to normalize their extreme views. They also use jokes to erode empathy for people they hate because "seeing people suffering" brings them pleasure.

Who does Columbia have in mind here? I'd like to see the list of hateful humorists.

Was it fun working for a company that made Musk’s acquisition necessary by holding itself out as a platform for free expression while abusing its power to silence opposition?

The Babylon Bee was tossed in Twitter jail 7 months ago for a joke that referred to an adult male as a man. We could have restored our account at any time by deleting the tweet, but we refused. It was the right call.

Never censor yourself, and never apologize for speaking truth.

I heard Musk plans to add “mute” and “block” features to Twitter so you can filter out voices you don’t want to hear instead of silencing them altogether.

Biology is bigotry.

The definition of “man” is “an adult human male.” To be a man is to have a man’s body. You can be a soft or feminine man, but you can’t be a male woman for the same reason you can’t be a married bachelor or draw a round square.

Cry harder.

That this terrifies so many people is, itself, kind of terrifying.

Parody is dangerous. It makes powerful, important people who just want to be left alone look silly. And sometimes it hurts people's feelings. This is why we've filed an amicus arguing against the position taken by our lesser-known imitator, The Onion.

babylonbee.com/amicus-brief

It's been 223 days. Twitter changed hands before I changed my mind.

Soon.

“Laugh and fear not, creatures . . . you need not always be grave. For jokes as well as justice come in with speech.” — Aslan, The Magician’s Nephew

You mean you couldn’t care less. If you could care less, then you care at least a little bit.

Promising to allow more lawful speech from a wide range of perspectives is quite the opposite of chasing people away.

"I'm being chased away!" said the silly woman when she saw the, "All are welcome here, even conservatives and comedians" sign.

Only the government knows what’s true and good. I see no issue here.

“We’re taking a stand for censorship.”