If you can identify as female—i.e., if you can identify as having physical characteristics that you do not, in fact, have—then you can identify as anything. A white person can identify as black. A short person can identify as tall. An idiot, like Matt here, can identify as smart.

If being female has nothing to do with your biology—if it's just an identity—then what are you even identifying as? If anyone can belong to the category "female," then the term is utterly meaningless. It's just a synonym for "miscellaneous."

Never stop mocking this nonsense.

The future is here.

Pro-abortion arguments are primarily self-defense arguments. The baby is viewed as a threat to one's freedom, both physical and financial. And that potential for harm is what's supposed to justify lethal action.

This is obviously absurd. But it's
even worse when you consider that already-born children are actually—not just potentially—burdensome. If we apply the reasoning that's used to justify abortion to toddlers and teens, then we should be able to kill them in self-defense, too.

Taylor Lorenz just confessed.

If you’re singing about how invincible and unstoppable you are, I’m going to assume you break down and cry daily.

It justifies lethal force if there’s a threat of imminent death or great bodily harm. A baby presents no such threat. The whole point is that abortion is *not*, in fact, self-defense.

Fact check: True.

Science studies nature and its laws. The laws of nature describe what will happen naturally, in the absence of supernatural intervention. The events you referenced are examples of supernatural intervention. They’re not “inconsistent” with science; they just aren’t natural.

The rigid regularity of natural laws is what makes it possible to identify a miracle. Without rules, we could never notice exceptions. So, far from precluding miracles, the laws of nature are what make it possible for us to perceive and believe in them.

Hey Forbes, why don’t you show us where Libs of TikTok claimed that “most surgeons” perform gender-affirming surgeries on minors?

Seth Dillon DESTROYS Ben Shapiro with facts and logic.

We genuinely believe that life starts at conception because it is an objective, indisputable fact that life starts at conception. It is the definitive moment at which a new life—which did not previously exist—begins to exist.

What follows after conception are various stages of development. And none of those developmental stages mark the beginning of a new life. Only conception marks the beginning of a new life.

Wokeness itself is anti-white. It’d be shocking if she were woke and not railing against whites, even if she were white herself.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/dod-equity-chief-kelisa-wing-has-history-of-ant-white-posts/

The FBI raided the Babylon Bee's headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an unfinished third joke that hadn't yet harmed anyone.

If you tell the truth, they will try to intimidate you, smear you, and silence you. Tell it, anyway.

Should we release the footage?

Federer just announced she’s transgender, will go by “Regina,” and hopes to remain competitive in tennis well into her seventies.

https://twitter.com/rogerfederer/status/1570401710685945856?s=46&t=72cnrQCj9f2Q4wKA40h-zA

We're confusing kids and then cutting them up to "treat" their confusion. Is there anything more deserving of our contempt?

I joined Allie Beth Stuckey a few days ago to discuss, among other things, the moral case for mockery.

My wife refuses to hang up the phone when we say goodbye. She can’t be troubled with that. So, naturally, I respond by stubbornly refusing to hang up, too. I pretend I’m too busy and need my hands for something. Our average call time is 84 minutes. I assume this is normal.

“No, officer, he’s not working or napping on the job like they normally do. He’s just wandering around.”

You know what’s more embarrassing than being short? Paying six figures to fake being tall.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/16/tech-workers-getting-leg-lengthening-surgery-that-costs-up-to-150k-report/