Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled. I think this is number 77 or 78.

Yes, still thinking about how Djokovic isn’t allowed to play.

Lizzo Claims She's Oppressed For Having To Walk All The Way On Stage For Stupid Award That Isn’t Even Edible

https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-claims-shes-oppressed-for-having-to-walk-all-the-way-on-stage-for-this-stupid-award-that-isnt-even-edible

Some people think we're improving morally by making fun of fewer things. I think the opposite is true. We're more depraved than ever because we're accepting and affirming what should be ridiculed and rejected.

They are different, though. The tennis player was only going to stay for a couple weeks.

Turns out monetizing is kind of important, Taylor Lorenz.

lol

Check out my thread.

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https://twitter.com/sethdillon/status/1565114912082362369?s=21&t=6B-Qis0VMjcGoi2Rr5WVNQ

Do you think any of the trans activists who decried the bombing and blamed it on right-wingers will retweet this to help us catch the bad guy?

lol

I don’t see any Leftists getting the word out that I’ve put up a reward. That’s weird. Why no interest in catching the person they claim we incited?

https://www.foxnews.com/media/babylon-bee-ceo-offers-20k-catch-childrens-hospital-bomb-threat-caller-after-gender-surgery-controversy

If a man is an adult human male, then Rachel Levine is a man.

A man is an adult human male.

Therefore, Rachel Levine is a man.

The premises in this deductive argument are true, so the conclusion follows by force of logic. How can it be said that truth and logic are hateful?

You're equating the truthful and accurate reporting on this hospital's practices — using their own words — with terrorizing the hospital by calling in a bomb threat.

That's how dishonest and despicable you are.

CNN vs. CNN

Does this count as stochastic terrorism?

Trump was permanently suspended for "incitement to violence" for saying his supporters would have a voice long into the future. He didn't say anything nearly this provocative.

If hospital staff were sexually abusing teenage patients, would reporting on that abuse be considered "targeting" the hospital for threats of violence? If not, why not? How's that different from reporting that "gender-affirming" surgeries are being performed on healthy minors?

Check out the rest of my thread here:

https://twitter.com/sethdillon/status/1565807644581007360?s=21&t=Yt_oq5znNtktS1BnGpzNLw

What happened here?

Doctor poses for a picture with the child she just mutilated.

If we all kill ourselves, we can reduce health care costs and carbon emissions to zero.

“Real men drink White Claw.” — Elon Musk