World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-panic-as-science-announces-retirement

“Try to exclude the possibility of suffering which the order of nature and the existence of free-wills involve, and you find that you have excluded life itself.” — Lewis, The Problem of Pain

Sometimes I look up from my phone and notice other drivers are looking down at theirs like idiots.

It is an objective fact that this child has been — and is currently being — abused.

“Look Dad, boobs!” This was the moment we all knew the doctors guessed wrong when they assigned him male at birth. Thank Science our little girl made herself known before puberty hit so we can block it! Listen to your kids! They ALWAYS know better than you what’s best for them.

The Babylon Bee mercilessly mocks insanity. Not the Bee and Libs of TikTok relentlessly expose it. If the social cancers of our age survive, it won’t be from our lack of effort to kill them.

“We should have compassion for people with gender dysphoria.”

Sure, but that doesn’t mean we should affirm them. Nor does it mean we should fail to have the severest contempt for the monsters on a mission to produce dysphoria in as many children as possible.

We had to threaten to sue them to get them to stop rating genuine satire as false and intentionally misleading.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/snopes-declares-fake-florida-anti-woke-banned-book-list-satire-instead-admitting-false

It was a great discussion on a bigger stage than I'm used to. I'm just glad I didn't throw up or pass out in the middle of it.

Dude thought it was a group pic. smh

Pedophiles pursue kids without penalty. Trans activists traffic puberty-blocking drugs to minors without penalty. Drag queens gyrate for children without penalty.

Penalties only apply if we misgender the perpetrators or "incite violence" against them by noticing their crimes.

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Checkmate, random internet person.

We still won’t let him into the country despite the change in CDC guidelines. Shameful, stupid, anti-science nonsense.

This is absolutely insane.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1562885542806560768?s=21&t=k5Ehakf6pNMnZOfZgnHIog

You forgot to tell your staff to lie when fielding calls about your “gender-affirming” mutilation for minors.

Collusion.

https://twitter.com/minds/status/1562927481945980928?s=21&t=6LQVQq7YEMDFT_NDklNx_w

She smeared them by quoting their words and website. Good one.

Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted 

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hands-husband-target-receipt-with-classified-purchases-redacted

Libs of TikTok has been locked out for “hateful conduct.”

We exposed a hospital that admitted to performing hysterectomies on healthy minors “much younger” than 16. That was our crime.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/twitter-locks-libs-tiktok-account-hateful-conduct