The ridiculous has only become sacred because it hasn’t been sufficiently mocked.

They think you’re stupid.

I was just notified that Google has removed The Babylon Bee's app from their store. Trying to figure out why and if we can get it reinstated.

Our appeal was successful and we’re back in the app store. Just another one-direction “mistake.”

I don’t understand how these videos can possibly be real.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1557096026619596800?s=21&t=UzDJu79d8ZgQ5PZUL064zQ

When have I ever acted surprised by Big Tech censorship? It's the least surprising thing I deal with every day.

Don't confuse indignation with surprise.

The truth is not hate speech.

Here's a link to the full speech.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQcxeqQMv3Q

*will also censor anyone who makes the wrong joke

The Babylon Bee has been locked out for making the wrong jokes while a drug trafficker — @EliErlick — brags with impunity on every platform about illegally distributing hormone prescriptions to minors.

I think this highlights just how backwards and broken Big Tech has become.

If unvaccinated people aren’t evil and dangerous anymore, can we go ahead and let Djokovic play?

Just keep masking and distancing whenever cameras are pointing at you. It’s worked so far.

So you’re my height, but weigh 60 lbs more than me. I’m going to bet the difference isn’t muscle. A male athlete your size would steamroll you.

And you weren’t “marked female.” You are female.

The fact that big girls have an advantage over smaller girls in contact sports does not prove that it would be good or fair to let men dominate them all. That is an unbelievably stupid argument.

The pro-censorship Left only pretends to be concerned that our speaking freely will produce widespread false beliefs. In reality, they're terrified that people might hear and believe things that are actually true, things that contradict their precious false narratives.

“There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him.” — C.S. Lewis

I already know what you’re going to say. It isn’t safe to ride around like this without masks.

That’s terrible. It’s equally terrible when your followers threaten us.

No one should threaten anyone’s life. And no one should be illegally trafficking hormone prescriptions. Those are two things we should all agree on.

If you're unable or unwilling to define "woman" while claiming to represent and fight for them, then you're the one doing it wrong.

I should add that people who insist on defending and properly defining reality are not "policing" anyone, any more than a math teacher who insists that 2 + 2 makes 4 is "policing" her students.

Stop smearing sanity, you lunatics.

This is every bit as evil as it is insane.

https://twitter.com/billboardchris/status/1558823459651817477?s=21&t=dO043IXNXxJpdszLfIbCmg

Groomers is trending because grooming is trendy.