Our laundry lady gets irritated when I put dirty clothes in the hamper. She wants them going directly into the washing machine. So what’s the point of the hamper? Why do we even have one?

I’d fire her but she’s married to the homeowner.

I don't know anyone in the pro-life movement who has called for violence. In my experience, they have always and only called for an end to the violence of abortion.

I'm not denying that there have been attacks on abortion clinics. I'm denying that leaders of the pro-life movement have called for them.

You can't trust journalists. Here's Greg Piper at Just the News saying "ok" in response to me telling him in writing that we were going to break a story ourselves. So what did he do? He went ahead and wrote about it, anyway.

When I confronted him about this, he said he interpreted what I'd said to mean that I was giving him a green light to break part of the story. He then went on about how great and ethical he is.

Journalists are terrible. Their ethics are a joke. And this guy is a clown.

I'm not sure how they could reduce our distribution any more than they already have.

But has a biologist weighed in yet to confirm that she is, in fact, a woman?

The world has become too absurd to be satirized.

If you don't like baby murder, you hate women. If you don't like drag for kids, you hate gays. If you don't like males in women's sports, you hate trans people. If you don't hate white people (or cops), you hate black people.

It's pretty simple, bigots. Just follow the rules.

Unbelievable.

https://twitter.com/joelwberry/status/1542627356107575298?s=21&t=P07hL1j6L3Ca2mB8E57nTQ

It was a joke, you idiots. You made it real.

https://twitter.com/gma/status/1542640495179886592?s=21&t=jTlOXYUatPkV1Eq1Zqi7XQ

Sounds like it’s time to suspend the Post on Twitter until the election is over.

Isn’t she the one who went on The Price is Right and guessed that everything was free?

Tech companies are continuing to censor us. Some recent examples:

Linktree banned Libs of TikTok.
TikTok banned The Babylon Bee.
Front terminated our email service for allegedly violating their user conduct policy.

Here's the email we received on June 16 from Front notifying us of our permanent account termination. They refuse to explain how we violated these policies.

Why does your business engage in politically motivated viewpoint discrimination against conservatives?

If they know it's a child (and they do), then they know abortion is wrong.

https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1542893874611363841?s=21&t=mzwIE_91kU2oeKndxR_7Pg

Yet again, Ari Drennan is accusing Libs of TikTok of working with the Proud Boys, simply because Libs of TikTok made a factually accurate statement about a publicly advertised event.

Seems like Ari doesn't just want Chaya silenced, but killed. She knows exactly what she's doing.

Young children should be trained to say, “You’re making me uncomfortable,” or “I’m telling my parents about this inappropriate conversation” whenever a teacher starts talking about their sexual orientation or gender identity in the classroom.

“All the woke comics are … terrible. That’s why the funniest parody comedy now is coming from The Babylon Bee.”

"They're so consistently funny. Because the funniest shit right now is woke shit. And that's the shit that people on the Left can't touch." — Joe Rogan

If only we had your endorsement. Wait, who are you?