It’s been three months since @TheBabylonBee and our founder Adam Ford were locked out of Twitter for “hateful conduct.”

Do you think you’ll ever be as successful as Elon Musk?

It’s not about demonizing anyone. It’s about exposing what these people are really doing, and describing it in terms other than their outrageous euphemisms. Christopher Rufo does this masterfully, and those of us who haven’t lost our minds or morals are grateful.

Might as well inject some puberty blockers, too, for good measure.

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/3528750-walensky-signs-off-on-pfizer-moderna-covid-19-vaccines-for-children-under-5/

If a trans woman who fathered kids before the transition is celebrated by them on Father’s Day, are the kids guilty of hateful conduct?

Boys need fathers. Fathers need wives. Wives need to be left alone on girls’ nights and when their favorite shows are on and when they’ve had a long day and when they’re not in the mood, and so on.

But the thing to remember is that boys need fathers.

Doctors Say Biden Recovering Nicely From Bike Crash, Just Has A Few Scrapes And Alzheimer's

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-say-biden-recovering-from-bike-crash-fine-just-has-a-few-scrapes-and-alzheimers

I just left the room and came back in a moment later and my wife was startled.

I don't want them to be in the closet, or living in fear. I merely want them to refrain from sexualizing, grooming, exploiting, or otherwise corrupting children. That's not bigotry, nor is it a big ask. It's the least we should expect from every adult.

I’m closer than AOC was the first time she died.

"The more an owner, for his advantage, opens up his property for use by the public in general, the more do his rights become circumscribed by the statutory and constitutional rights of those who use it." Justice Black

Hope to see some of you there. Use promo code FESTIVAL for 50% all tickets, including VIP.

http://festival.minds.com

Some randos asked for a pic.

How is this real?

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/a-very-specific-cheat-sheet-reminds-biden-how-to-act/

“I’m sure we can all agree that Libs of TikTok is evil for drawing attention to this.” — Leftists

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1540118881569673217?s=21&t=JbpGL96LKPnLRI1kSuBusQ

There never was a constitutional right to kill unwanted children. It was imaginary, immoral, and indefensible. Today's landmark ruling corrects a longstanding, grievious error.

And for that reason it represents progress. When you've been on the wrong road, progress means going back to find the right one. Praise God this court had the courage to do it.

Today should be commemorated with a holiday, a national celebration of the right to life.

Put another way, the money you spend at Disney will be spent on abortions.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/24/disney-to-pay-for-employees-abortion-related-travel-costs/

She only has thoughts on this because she was allowed to be born. She monstrously mourns that others might live, too.

Dems Pause January 6 Hearings To Call For Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pause-january-6-hearings-to-call-for-insurrection