"People say to me, 'You didn't used to make fun of the Left as much.' Yeah, because they didn't give me so much to work with.'" — Bill Maher

Can you still call yourself a "good neighbor" if you're trying to convince kids as young as 5 to question their gender and sexuality?

If corporations are willing to risk it all to push gender theory on kids, why aren't any of them willing to risk denouncing it? I can see an ad like this doing pretty well:

"Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Snickers. And never talk to five-year-olds about sex and gender."

“Jesters do oft prove prophets.” — Shakespeare, King Lear

Please enjoy this collection of Babylon Bee jokes that came true.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1erwh8THW7KB_Ek2fLBYuIcrsi_9CFc_UthoQ9ChD9SU/edit?usp=sharing

There are social cancers that require excision. This is why the satirist should be viewed not as an attacker out for blood, but as a surgeon with a scalpel. His task is to make cuts, but with precision and purpose, that healing might follow.

'It's Time To Talk About The Stolen Election,' Says Wild-Eyed Bill Maher Surrounded By Crates Of Ammo And Emergency Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-time-to-talk-about-the-stolen-election-says-wild-eyed-bill-maher-surrounded-by-crates-of-ammo-and-emergency-food

It’s just a coincidence that the kid happens to be trans, too. Don’t question it.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1529143759618748416?s=21&t=MWNiyCt48vki-xYJ4q0JNQ

If it dramatically improves voter turnout, it needs a name other than “voter suppression.”

A man with a gun may be either a source of safety or a deadly threat. The determining factor is his character and state of mind.

It's understandable why some, in the aftermath of a shooting, will ask, "Why are there so many guns in so many hands?" But I think the far more important question is this: "Why are there so many young men suffering from depression, depravity, and derangement?"

A teacher in California asked students to write down how comfortable they are with anal sex. Because it's important for teachers to know these things about their students.

Students were also asked if they like to masturbate with others in the room.

https://www.libsoftiktok.com/p/teacher-asks-students-to-write-down?s=w&utm_medium=web

Scientists want you to know free speech is dangerous.

https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1529856187595898880?s=21&t=xskUXiGIs8y1G12qX0IvSg

Disgraceful.

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/texas-police-lieutenant-says-cops-were-reluctant-to-engage-gunman-because-they-couldve-been-shot/

I feel many things in response to this, but shock isn’t one of them.

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1529561983288082432?s=21&t=ZpJ3Tqx45SAEDZr9SLtEBA

“The on-site commander believed . . . that the children were not at risk.”

Meanwhile, shots were ringing out and children within the school were calling 911 and pleading for help.

Instagram suspends Libs of TikTok as Big Tech, media continue targeting conservative internet sensation

https://www.foxnews.com/media/instagram-suspends-libs-tiktok-big-tech-media

"mistake"

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1530263286687465472?s=21&t=ZpJ3Tqx45SAEDZr9SLtEBA

Officer: "Are you a man or a woman?"

Purple-haired person with boobs and a beard: "I'm an X. It's right there on my brand new, inclusive ID, officer."

Officer: "That was very helpful. Thank you for communicating exactly who you are in such an unambiguous and objective manner."

Lifeguard Waits An Hour For Backup Before Jumping In To Save Struggling Swimmer

“I’m not just going to jump in the deep end. I could drown!”

https://babylonbee.com/news/lifeguard-refuses-to-jump-in-and-save-drowning-child-as-the-water-is-6-feet-deep-and-he-would-be-risking-his-life

If I turn on Twitter’s “quality filter” for notifications I stop getting them altogether. If this is a feature and not a bug, it’s brilliant.

Twitter’s limits on account behavior appear to be designed to accommodate bots, not exclude them.

Giving up our rights increases everyone’s vulnerability. It’s the worst way to try and love your neighbor.