“I’d murder my kid to keep him away from white Christians.”

This person thinks she’s sane, loving, kind, tolerant.

Fisher Price has released a set of drag queen figurines in the hopes that they'll "inspire" young people to "be true to themselves."

This is not the Babylon Bee.

https://newsnationnow.com/us-news/fisher-price-releases-rupaul-figurines-honors-efforts-to-inspire/

You can't reason with people who have abandoned rationality on purpose. But you can—and should—ridicule their bad ideas.

This is going to be good.

https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1525477731181502464?s=21&t=9Z70n7ryVvncIz1SG91eOQ

An update on Twitter's censorship of the Bee: https://babylonbee.com/news/an-important-update-on-twitter-censorship

It's on auto-renewal because we made that the default setting and then rigged the system to make it next to impossible to figure out how to disable it. But thank you for saying this!

It’s objectively a life. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t be able to kill it.

https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1527707270737444865?s=21&t=xrEBAVGipVyJzbAJdb1Egw

“Don’t worry about your kids. We’ll take care of your kids. We’ll put ‘em in a program where they’ll be loved, fed puberty blockers, and taught about the sex habits of their teachers.”

It was disinformation from the start, and CNN worked as hard as anyone to promote it. And no one involved in perpetuating the hoax ever had to worry about Twitter censoring or suspending them.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1527794061788209154?s=21&t=HhZDRI_GAGX42nFfB9HTQw

The Left will never stop using misinformation to smear anyone opposed to them as being a source of it.

Blocking is when you tune out. Canceling is when you try to prevent other people from tuning in.

I hope that helps, Karen.

The tyrants at Linktree have deplatformed Libs of TikTok for "inappropriate use" of the service.

We used the service as intended. All we did was link to our various social handles and website.

You know what's inappropriate, Linktree? Grooming kids. Which side are you on?

"People say to me, 'You didn't used to make fun of the Left as much.' Yeah, because they didn't give me so much to work with.'" — Bill Maher

Can you still call yourself a "good neighbor" if you're trying to convince kids as young as 5 to question their gender and sexuality?

If corporations are willing to risk it all to push gender theory on kids, why aren't any of them willing to risk denouncing it? I can see an ad like this doing pretty well:

"Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Snickers. And never talk to five-year-olds about sex and gender."

“Jesters do oft prove prophets.” — Shakespeare, King Lear

Please enjoy this collection of Babylon Bee jokes that came true.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1erwh8THW7KB_Ek2fLBYuIcrsi_9CFc_UthoQ9ChD9SU/edit?usp=sharing

There are social cancers that require excision. This is why the satirist should be viewed not as an attacker out for blood, but as a surgeon with a scalpel. His task is to make cuts, but with precision and purpose, that healing might follow.

'It's Time To Talk About The Stolen Election,' Says Wild-Eyed Bill Maher Surrounded By Crates Of Ammo And Emergency Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-time-to-talk-about-the-stolen-election-says-wild-eyed-bill-maher-surrounded-by-crates-of-ammo-and-emergency-food

It’s just a coincidence that the kid happens to be trans, too. Don’t question it.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1529143759618748416?s=21&t=MWNiyCt48vki-xYJ4q0JNQ

If it dramatically improves voter turnout, it needs a name other than “voter suppression.”

A man with a gun may be either a source of safety or a deadly threat. The determining factor is his character and state of mind.

It's understandable why some, in the aftermath of a shooting, will ask, "Why are there so many guns in so many hands?" But I think the far more important question is this: "Why are there so many young men suffering from depression, depravity, and derangement?"