This is my dad. He had a massive heart attack yesterday and passed out, striking his head on the floor. The doctors at Jupiter Medical Center saved his life. I’m in awe of their skill and my dad’s strength. Look at that hopeful smile!

What's a girl?

I was about to do this. He beat me to it.

Elon Musk stake in Twitter 'just the appetizer,' Wedbush's Dan Ives says

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-stake-in-twitter-just-the-appetizer-wedbushs-dan-ives-says-163355410.html

Musk reached out to us before he polled his followers about Twitter's commitment to free speech. He wanted to confirm that we had, in fact, been suspended. He even mused on that call that he might need to buy Twitter. Now he's the largest shareholder and has a seat on the board.

Ben, you're a funny guy. Would you consider writing for us?

https://twitter.com/benbwieder/status/1511363916710002694?s=21&t=lD-VgPX4y8cJevmSuWUcew

This is good.

https://twitter.com/conservmillen/status/1511704671148285955?s=21&t=h3YR9Lros3B96DUo-RfKqQ

"There goes the roof." 😲

People are asking if I deleted the Rachel Levine tweet because it appears that our account has been restored. To be clear, our account was never taken down; it's just locked until we delete the "violative" tweet. We haven't deleted the tweet, so the account remains locked.

This is all we see when we log into the Babylon Bee account.

By the way, Adam Ford is still locked out of his account, too. Same with Tucker Carlson and Charlie Kirk.

I'm the pathetic excuse for a conservative who still has an active/unlocked account.

A woman who doesn't know what a woman is — and who thinks child pornography should carry a short prison term since it doesn't take very long to upload — will be serving on our nation's highest court.

This is so pathetic it's actually uncomfortable to watch.

https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1512192241959284747?s=21&t=a9C-3-acOK7w9Pn8TMXDUw

"If you’re concerned with the oppressed, why in the world would you oppose free speech? It’s the only thing the oppressed have." — Dr. Jordan B Peterson

In a free society, the metric that matters most is the percentage of people who feel free to say what they actually think in public. We're failing on that metric. — Vivek Ramaswamy

Rough paraphrase. He probably said it more eloquently but this is what I'd jotted down.

Doctors Now Prescribing Krispy Kremes To Kids For 'Fat-Affirming Care'

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-now-prescribing-krispy-kremes-to-kids-for-fat-affirming-care

If I don't like what someone is saying, I can mute or block them. Why would I want to silence them?

You have the right to not listen to someone else. You do not have the right to take away their freedom to speak and be heard by others.

Impossible. Systemic racism would never have allowed for this.

https://twitter.com/tpostmillennial/status/1512481358500798469?s=21&t=NvX912EmFTxc_9Ryq4T2xQ

Just read a report that said, "People are turning to TikTok and Instagram for mental health help."

This is like turning to your local liquor store for help with your drinking problem.

Musk “liked” this.

I monetize misinformation.