Their one joke is that we only have three.

Please read this 🔥thread from my favorite writer.

https://twitter.com/sethdillon/status/1507028385649905664?s=21

I joined Twitter in 2009, back when everyone knew what a woman was and deadnaming wasn't a thing.

When you only have two jokes, you don't go and just delete one of them.

If a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman, then a person who identifies as a woman is identifying as a person who identifies as a woman.

I thought Twitter had deleted Tucker's tweet for him, but apparently that's not the case. Twitter is requiring that Tucker delete his tweet, too. A Fox spokesperson has gone on record saying he's joining us in refusing.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2022/mar/24/tucker-carlson-joins-babylon-bee-charlie-kirk-twit/

No way. That's crazy. Are you alright?

Sex isn’t “assigned” at birth; it’s observed.

If you want to hurt someone, you’ll lie to them — or you’ll affirm the lies they’re telling themselves.

If you want to love someone, you’ll tell them the truth, even if it’s uncomfortable or upsetting.

According to Musk's Twitter poll—which he said would have important consequences—a strong majority believe that Twitter does not rigorously adhere to the principle that free speech is essential.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1507259709224632344?s=21&t=L3YolUv4GMK3MwPvNH2cbg

We punched down at the white male high-ranking government official.

Is there a greater self-own than calling someone a "looser"?

Trump doesn’t even use Truth Social.

From a speech I gave last year. “The greatest achievement on Twitter is not going viral, or getting verified — it’s getting banned for saying something true.”

Last year Twitter said access to their platform to communicate and connect with the world is an essential human right.

I’d be thrilled if Justice Thomas lived forever.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/bill-maher-ketanji-brown-jackson-confirmation

I’m one of those radical extremists who thinks ideas matter more than skin color.

Conservatives are trying to make conservative movies. Progressives are trying to make progressive movies. No one is trying to make good movies.

Apparently no one told Will Smith you’re not supposed to punch down.

Never let anyone tell you she didn't lift a finger to help the refugees.

Unlawful content should be moderated. But beyond that, the mute/block buttons give every user the ability to control who they hear from on Twitter. People should be encouraged to use those if they're offended by someone else's speech. The answer is tuning out, not deplatforming.