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It's interesting that Twitter pulled down Tucker's tweet. They didn't make him delete it. Why won't they do that with ours? Why do we have to bend the knee and check a box admitting we violated the hateful conduct policy?
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Maybe this is what Kamala Harris was talking about when she kept emphasizing “the significance of the passage of time.”

I never realized it’s the amount of time it takes to distribute child porn that determines how severe a crime it is.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1506665201885712384?s=21
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"Your Honor, I was only raping that woman for two minutes. Why should I serve years in prison?"

Of course, this judge might reply, "How do you know that was a woman you were raping? Are you a biologist?"
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Twitter's mission statement really does make it sound like they're a platform dedicated to free expression.
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I'd like to report a barrier.
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Update: Twitter has denied The Babylon Bee's appeal. They wrote, "Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision."
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Does Twitter have any biologists on staff who can offer a second opinion on our Rachel Levine joke?
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No, I don't. I deny that we misgendered anyone. I also deny that our joke was harmful.

You know what's harmful? Telling little boys and girls that they can change their gender by dressing like the opposite sex and mutilating themselves.
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Have you ever seen a more confusing sign? It’s anyone’s guess who’s supposed to enter here.
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Their one joke is that we only have three.
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I joined Twitter in 2009, back when everyone knew what a woman was and deadnaming wasn't a thing.
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When you only have two jokes, you don't go and just delete one of them.
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If a woman is anyone who identifies as a woman, then a person who identifies as a woman is identifying as a person who identifies as a woman.
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I thought Twitter had deleted Tucker's tweet for him, but apparently that's not the case. Twitter is requiring that Tucker delete his tweet, too. A Fox spokesperson has gone on record saying he's joining us in refusing.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2022/mar/24/tucker-carlson-joins-babylon-bee-charlie-kirk-twit/
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No way. That's crazy. Are you alright?
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Sex isn’t “assigned” at birth; it’s observed.
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If you want to hurt someone, you’ll lie to them — or you’ll affirm the lies they’re telling themselves.

If you want to love someone, you’ll tell them the truth, even if it’s uncomfortable or upsetting.
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According to Musk's Twitter poll—which he said would have important consequences—a strong majority believe that Twitter does not rigorously adhere to the principle that free speech is essential.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1507259709224632344?s=21&t=L3YolUv4GMK3MwPvNH2cbg
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