I’ll also be asking him why he only has me on when there’s a problem. Are we really friends, or is he just using me for ratings?

People continue to complain about our posts. And Twitter keeps sending us notices saying they are "not subject to removal under the Twitter Rules."

And yet our account remains locked until we delete this content.

The Babylon Bee's editor in chief has now been locked out of Twitter for hateful conduct.

Misgendering is when a man calls himself a woman, or when a social network compels other people to call a man a woman. I refuse to misgender anyone.

Taliban Spokesman Finally Banned From Twitter After Sharing Babylon Bee Headline

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-spokesman-finally-banned-from-twitter-after-sharing-babylon-bee-headline

It’s not heroic to say a man is a man. But it is cowardly to not say it.

This answer is idiotic for two reasons. First, it's just embarrassing to be unable to define the word "woman" when you are one. Second, to say biologists must answer this question is to suggest that womanhood is tied to biology (which is what conservatives argue).

https://twitter.com/tpostmillennial/status/1506456342835437568?s=21

If it’s unclear what a woman is, how does Biden know he’s nominated one?

The Babylon Bee's founder Adam Ford has been locked out of Twitter for hateful conduct.

A tweet from Tucker Carlson that was supportive of The Babylon Bee has been removed by Twitter for violating the Twitter Rules. His tweet simply stated that we had told the truth.

More on this here: https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-tucker-carlson-censored-by-twitter-for-rachel-levine-post

It's interesting that Twitter pulled down Tucker's tweet. They didn't make him delete it. Why won't they do that with ours? Why do we have to bend the knee and check a box admitting we violated the hateful conduct policy?

Maybe this is what Kamala Harris was talking about when she kept emphasizing “the significance of the passage of time.”

I never realized it’s the amount of time it takes to distribute child porn that determines how severe a crime it is.

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1506665201885712384?s=21

"Your Honor, I was only raping that woman for two minutes. Why should I serve years in prison?"

Of course, this judge might reply, "How do you know that was a woman you were raping? Are you a biologist?"

Twitter's mission statement really does make it sound like they're a platform dedicated to free expression.

I'd like to report a barrier.

Update: Twitter has denied The Babylon Bee's appeal. They wrote, "Our support team has determined that a violation did take place, and therefore we will not overturn our decision."

Does Twitter have any biologists on staff who can offer a second opinion on our Rachel Levine joke?

Give this a listen.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/inside-the-babylon-bees-fight-for-satire/id983782306?i=1000555006674

No, I don't. I deny that we misgendered anyone. I also deny that our joke was harmful.

You know what's harmful? Telling little boys and girls that they can change their gender by dressing like the opposite sex and mutilating themselves.

Have you ever seen a more confusing sign? It’s anyone’s guess who’s supposed to enter here.