Disney CEO Bob Chapek wants you to know that he's a groomer, too.

I'd also like to thank Facebook for funding this fact check with a generous grant. Hoax satire is dangerous. I'm just grateful that Facebook is doing their part to protect us from it.

How can they return to work if they all died from being unvaccinated?

https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/aviation/597715-united-airlines-letting-unvaccinated-employees-return-to-work

They’ve always enforced their policies selectively and unevenly. At least in this case they’re admitting it.

https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1502036658979495940?s=21

This is so dangerous. What if his attacker strikes again?

That's quite a headline.

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1502346743056318468?s=21

“I’m the CEO of this company. Now tell me what to do and I’ll do it.”

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1502419154237853704?s=21

I wasn’t convinced before, but now I’m pretty sure nuclear war is bad.

"Maybe kids that young [kindergarten to third grade] shouldn't be thinking about sex at all." — @billmaher

Are dumb tweets like this a side effect of the vaccine?

Pfizer CEO says fourth COVID shot "necessary" or there's no chance he'll hit his revenue projections for this quarter.

Just overheard a woman at the gas station complaining about prices. I asked why she's so upset and she said she's a single mom working two jobs. She can't afford $5/gallon gas. So I told her to stop whining and buy a Tesla. And I recommended that she pay cash to save on interest.

God bless you, Helena, for your courage to tell your story. You are fearfully and wonderfully made (Psalm 139:14).

That’s like one and a half times the size of a baby giraffe.

We met in 2005 when she wrecked her car and needed a rental. I was working at Enterprise. I sold her the damage waiver (what a sucker!), and then later that day she called the office to ask me out. We got married 5 years later, on March 14. Happy 12 year anniversary, love.

Facebook thinks these products are dangerous.

It’s beyond disturbing that a documentary about preteen kids has a TV-MA rating.

"You must be significantly older than these children to watch what we're about to show them doing."

Backstage after the show with the legendary @RobSchneider.

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time!