If Putin doesn’t stand down after this . . .
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/03/russia-cat-ban-ukraine-war/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/03/03/russia-cat-ban-ukraine-war/
The Washington Post
International Cat Federation bans Russian cats from competitions
The Fédération Internationale Féline is among the latest groups to isolate Russia after its invasion of Ukraine.
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I hope it wasn’t a physical push. A big man like that could knock you down and hurt you.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1499943055570485252?s=21
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1499943055570485252?s=21
Twitter
New York Post
Transgender swimmer Lia Thomas pushes back against critics trib.al/RMBJKhP
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Look at this guy, just giving discarded jokes away for free on the internet.
https://twitter.com/the_kyle_mann/status/1500293453355184130?s=21
https://twitter.com/the_kyle_mann/status/1500293453355184130?s=21
Twitter
Kyle Mann
If you think the headlines we publish at @TheBabylonBee aren't funny, just wait til you see what was rejected! Here's some unused pitches from my writers over the past 5 or 6 days:
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I'm not sure what I'd say, other than, "You seem a little crazy. Please don't hurt any of us . . . especially if I have to let you go for being crazy."
https://nypost.com/2022/03/06/employers-need-to-reach-out-for-mental-health-issues/
https://nypost.com/2022/03/06/employers-need-to-reach-out-for-mental-health-issues/
New York Post
Employers need to reach out to workers struggling with mental health issues
Every company has one of those bubbly, “can-do” workers, full of vision and enthusiasm. Through most of his career, Chris Piedmont embodied this to a T — that is, until the spring of 2020.
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But she can't even tell you what a woman is . . .
Ask her about countries led by male "women." Would they go to war?
https://twitter.com/_hadleygamble/status/1501249006034468870?s=21
Ask her about countries led by male "women." Would they go to war?
https://twitter.com/_hadleygamble/status/1501249006034468870?s=21
Twitter
Hadley Gamble
Sheryl Sandberg tells me “Women-led countries wouldn't go to war” at the Cartier International Women’s Day event @expo2020dubai @Cartier #facebook #meta #putin cnbc.com/2022/03/08/she…
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How can they return to work if they all died from being unvaccinated?
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/aviation/597715-united-airlines-letting-unvaccinated-employees-return-to-work
https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/aviation/597715-united-airlines-letting-unvaccinated-employees-return-to-work
TheHill
United Airlines letting unvaccinated employees return to work
United Airlines will let unvaccinated employees return to their full-time jobs by March 28.
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They’ve always enforced their policies selectively and unevenly. At least in this case they’re admitting it.
https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1502036658979495940?s=21
https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1502036658979495940?s=21
Twitter
Reuters
EXCLUSIVE Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians reut.rs/3tKVeud
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“I’m the CEO of this company. Now tell me what to do and I’ll do it.”
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1502419154237853704?s=21
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1502419154237853704?s=21
Twitter
The Daily Beast
In a memo to employees on Friday, obtained by The Hollywood Reporter, Disney CEO Bob Chapek wrote: “You needed me to be a stronger ally in the fight for equal rights and I let you down. I am sorry.” trib.al/KpgZVM5
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"Maybe kids that young [kindergarten to third grade] shouldn't be thinking about sex at all." — @billmaher
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