Here's a Babylon Bee headline from last week:

The Fédération Internationale Féline is among the latest groups to isolate Russia after its invasion of Ukraine.

Transgender swimmer Lia Thomas pushes back against critics trib.al/RMBJKhP

If you think the headlines we publish at @TheBabylonBee aren't funny, just wait til you see what was rejected! Here's some unused pitches from my writers over the past 5 or 6 days:

Every company has one of those bubbly, “can-do” workers, full of vision and enthusiasm. Through most of his career, Chris Piedmont embodied this to a T — that is, until the spring of 2020.

Sheryl Sandberg tells me “Women-led countries wouldn't go to war” at the Cartier International Women’s Day event ⁦@expo2020dubai⁩ ⁦@Cartier⁩ #facebook #meta #putin cnbc.com/2022/03/08/she…

United Airlines will let unvaccinated employees return to their full-time jobs by March 28.

EXCLUSIVE Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians reut.rs/3tKVeud

The rise of white nationalist Hispanics trib.al/Vx10l01

In a memo to employees on Friday, obtained by The Hollywood Reporter, Disney CEO Bob Chapek wrote: “You needed me to be a stronger ally in the fight for equal rights and I let you down. I am sorry.” trib.al/KpgZVM5