Freedom is white supremacy.

What's the point of being a teacher if you can't tell white kids they're evil?

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1494577952180351000?s=21

Many Americans say they'll continue to mask even after mandates go away

https://notthebee.com/article/many-americans-say-theyll-continue-to-mask-even-after-mandates-go-away

The comedian's job is to make people laugh (or squirm), not to make people who agree with him applaud. If you're preaching for applause or running defense for the powers that be, you're doing it wrong.

Nice. Now the men who transition and dominate all the women won’t have to take a pay cut.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/22/us-womens-soccer-secures-equal-pay-24-million-after-six-year-legal-battle/

There’s no such thing as a gender neutral voice.

Citing examples of women who sound like men (or vice versa) just reinforces the fact there are no gender neutral voices. You either sound like a man, or you sound like a woman.

https://nypost.com/2022/02/23/apples-siri-gets-a-new-gender-neutral-sounding-voice/

It's insane and discriminatory that Google decides what personal attributes you're allowed to feature and be proud of. But it's even crazier that you don't have to actually have those attributes; you merely need to identify as if you do.

Maybe the bombs will cause them to scatter. They really need to spread out if they want to stay safe.

If the most qualified person happens to be a black woman, then that's great. Give her the nod. But merely being a black woman is not a qualification. It's a good thing when people don't enthusiastically treat skin color and gender as being more important than anything else.

Yeah, but Trump incited an insurrection by telling a group of protesters to go home peacefully.

He also said the election was illegitimate. No politician in the United States has ever done that before. Definitely not Hillary Clinton.

It never made sense. But it always “felt good” to power-drunk liberals.

Biden Announces He Will Move To Unfollow Putin On Twitter

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-will-move-to-unfollow-putin-on-twitter

“education”

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1498356190496972801?s=21

Naturalism cannot be rationally affirmed because it invalidates rationality. It's a self-defeating worldview. See chapter 3 of C.S. Lewis's Miracles.

He’s trudging across a well-manicured lawn.

It was always too much to ask of young children. Nothing has changed.

Happy sixth birthday to The Babylon Bee! May the number of our jokes increase threefold to match the number of years we've been working on them.

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-news-satire-site-launches

It doesn't follow that if the universe has a creator, then God must have one, too. If God exists, he exists necessarily—that's what it means to be God. And we have good reason to think he exists precisely because the universe is *not* eternal. Something beyond it caused it.

I know it's a warzone and bombs are falling from the sky. That's certainly not ideal. But did you know it's hard to change the gender on your passport over there?

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1498719849748611072?s=21

And they just applauded securing the border 😂

“Folks, we just need to make things cost less, then they won’t be so expensive.”