Australia shouldn’t make an exception for Djokovic because he’s famous. They should make an exception because he’s healthy and their rules are stupid.

The Babylon Bee: Tomorrow's news today.

1. If vaccines do not stop the spread, vaccines should not be mandated.

2. Vaccines do not stop the spread.

3. Therefore, vaccines should not be mandated.

Amy Schneider is biologically male. The word woman means "an adult human female." Amy Schneider is not an adult female, and is therefore not a woman.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/07/arts/television/amy-schneider-jeopardy.html

When my kids get sick, I get sick. This is because I do the sane and loving thing and comfort them. I don't lock them away somewhere to keep myself "safe." This is one of the smaller sacrifices of parenting. If you aren't willing to make it, you shouldn't have kids.

I had an abdominal ultrasound today. The tech joked that I wasn't pregnant. Why's that funny? What if I were trying to become a mother?

Preschoolers have a firmer grasp on reality than these so-called teachers.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1480723017713864705?s=21

Hillary Clinton Reportedly Considering Losing Again In 2024

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-reportedly-considering-losing-again-in-2024

Please note: I am not suicidal. I love my family and want to grow old and see my kids have kids.

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Masks don't stop the spread. Vaccines don't stop the spread. Standing six feet away from people is pointless. Getting tested is pointless. Stay home if you're sick, but otherwise go live your life and behave as if you're healthy and sane.

Also, lift weights and lose weight. You'll feel better, live longer, and have less to worry about.

Technology doesn't always make things better. Consider automatic toilets that spontaneously flush while you're still using them.

God uses apologetics to clear away objections in the mind that prevent the gospel from reaching the heart.

You can't say, as @elonmusk did in our interview, that Jesus was just a good moral teacher. Jesus made radical claims about himself (that he's God and can forgive sins) that would preclude his being good—or sane—unless they were true.

He’s healthy, but prohibited from playing. This is insane.

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1482608123714101250?s=21

God: “You shall have no other gods before me.”

Libs:

Having some friends over for this comedy special.

I just read that Kroger eliminated paid leave for unvaxed employees who get Covid. This makes sense because you can only get Covid if you're unvaxed.

It also makes sense because it definitely doesn't incentivize anyone to keep working (and not get tested) when they feel sick.