Close one.

https://twitter.com/joelwberry/status/1477383285793771525?s=21

Now I have to see them.

Claims made by conservatives are often rated false (and harmful) but turn out to be true. Claims made by libs are often rated true but turn out to be false (and harmful). Result? Permanent bans for the vindicated and endless free passes for the true purveyors of harmful misinfo.

“Pastor, how do I know if I’m really saved?”

“Do you wear a mask?”

I have an idea. I think it’s a good one. Everyone should be allowed to say what they think and debate what’s true. We could call it “free speech.”

If I were psychotic, I might want healthy people—showing no signs of illness—to wear masks at all times in my presence to make me feel safe. I could then treat them as I want to be treated, and wear a mask at all times to make them feel safe, too.

But I'm not psychotic.

A person becomes a Christian by grace and through faith in Jesus Christ — not by good works and performative compliance with tyrannical medical dictates.

I think it was Brian Stelter — host of Reliable Sources — who gave us that rating.

You are a good spellar.

“Nine out of ten of what we call new ideas are simply old mistakes.” — Chesterton

He’s talking to Democrats, right?

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1479098845778821120?s=21

I think the mind virus is the more frightening of the two.

Australia shouldn’t make an exception for Djokovic because he’s famous. They should make an exception because he’s healthy and their rules are stupid.

The Babylon Bee: Tomorrow's news today.

1. If vaccines do not stop the spread, vaccines should not be mandated.

2. Vaccines do not stop the spread.

3. Therefore, vaccines should not be mandated.

Amy Schneider is biologically male. The word woman means "an adult human female." Amy Schneider is not an adult female, and is therefore not a woman.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/07/arts/television/amy-schneider-jeopardy.html

When my kids get sick, I get sick. This is because I do the sane and loving thing and comfort them. I don't lock them away somewhere to keep myself "safe." This is one of the smaller sacrifices of parenting. If you aren't willing to make it, you shouldn't have kids.

I had an abdominal ultrasound today. The tech joked that I wasn't pregnant. Why's that funny? What if I were trying to become a mother?

Preschoolers have a firmer grasp on reality than these so-called teachers.

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1480723017713864705?s=21