Fixing it.

lol

Supply chain issues delayed a second printing of our bestseller The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, but it's finally back in stock at Amazon. Get your copy before it sells out again (or gets the banhammer).

https://www.amazon.com/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness/dp/1684512719

The new Matrix movie is a comedy.

I don’t normally take pictures with fans.

The only people wearing masks here are vaccinated.

I do appreciate that he said he “couldn’t” care less. People often say they “could” care less, which means the opposite of what they’re trying to communicate.

Looks like someone decided to mess with us. McAfee should be able to fix this quickly.

"The world of strict naturalism in which clever mathematical laws all by themselves bring the universe and life into existence, is pure (and, one might add, poor) fiction. To call it science-fiction would besmirch the name of science." — John Lennox

The value of the equity he holds in his companies has increased. Are you saying his unrealized gains should be taxed? Or are you saying he should be forced to sell his equity to trigger a taxable event?

Has anyone who said you won’t catch or spread COVID if you get vaccinated been suspended on social media for sharing harmful misinformation?

Close one.

https://twitter.com/joelwberry/status/1477383285793771525?s=21

Now I have to see them.

Claims made by conservatives are often rated false (and harmful) but turn out to be true. Claims made by libs are often rated true but turn out to be false (and harmful). Result? Permanent bans for the vindicated and endless free passes for the true purveyors of harmful misinfo.

“Pastor, how do I know if I’m really saved?”

“Do you wear a mask?”

I have an idea. I think it’s a good one. Everyone should be allowed to say what they think and debate what’s true. We could call it “free speech.”

If I were psychotic, I might want healthy people—showing no signs of illness—to wear masks at all times in my presence to make me feel safe. I could then treat them as I want to be treated, and wear a mask at all times to make them feel safe, too.

But I'm not psychotic.

A person becomes a Christian by grace and through faith in Jesus Christ — not by good works and performative compliance with tyrannical medical dictates.

I think it was Brian Stelter — host of Reliable Sources — who gave us that rating.

You are a good spellar.

“Nine out of ten of what we call new ideas are simply old mistakes.” — Chesterton