Every month the same person asks me to sell a certain Faberge egg of mine. When I inquired for a reason of such uncommon interest, I learned, that someone is eager to acquire the entire supply of red Faberge eggs.

If I was a novelist, I would write a book of a treasure hidden in one of the eggs, and two protagonists trying to get them at any cost, Ostap Bender style.

If I was a doctor, I would certainly suspect a new illness, Fabergerpes 😂😂😂