https://t.me/ichbinlars/1315
Ich bin Lars?

u know what my favourite thing is: old married couples who still show affection for each other and hold hands

i caught the gay in a public restroom if anyone is wondering

felt sick for a couple days and the sudden urge to listen to taylor swift

and woosh, there was it, i got a boner from the guy at the take-out

and i was like "shit dude i think i caught the gay"

and he went "it's okay fam this shit's infectious af these days"

When I'm dead, I want strippers to grind on my coffin