Japan should be nuked again so it can assume it's final form

okay but at least let me buy a plane ticket there before you do it

I'll just give you a ride with the nuke

like the end scene of dr. strangelove?

Yup, I'll even throw in a cowboy hat for you

me as I drop on Japan: what in soon-to-be-radioactive nation

help

im being dicknapped

what have i done

TIL Abercrombie

Me irl

mrw someone tells me to keep my mouth open while looking around and showing my teeth