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You attract what you fear

it’s 2am and everyone is asleep

X creators : https://t.co/tO8Jt0ExJ9 - naiive
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How am I supposed to explain this one to my home insurance company? https://t.co/OOEuqp9hBr
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When you realise internet was created to save time https://t.co/9mqJPIYJBX
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Me after making first payment of 50-year mortgage https://t.co/sArcgiZDfh
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Your girl and her co-worker whenever yall get into an argument https://t.co/sPD42dnWrp
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When your bank account is fighting for its life and you get added to the group chat named “Thailand trip 2026” https://t.co/HGMYvrNghO
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when she google's it and you are still right https://t.co/O07L75YtYH
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“hey @grok can you...” https://t.co/PTeWo3Esyo
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When introverts throw the party https://t.co/ofmWihB5wz

Today is World Introvert Day. https://t.co/C76OyCfzj3 - Pop Crave
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Basic ways the government steals your money:
-if you earn it, income tax
-if you live somewhere, property tax
-if you spend it, sales tax
-if you save it, inflation tax
-if you invest it, capital gains tax
-if you start a business, licenses
-if you own a good business, profit tax
-if you give it away, gift tax
-if you die, inheritance tax
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