AkhenOsiris
The admin will say Inflation will be mitigated by crashing oil! 🤪
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ES still 100 pts above Sun night lows (which brought on buyers twice that night).
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AkhenOsiris
Today I learned GCP CEO Kurian and @DanielTNiles are the same person 😱
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AkhenOsiris
This is excellent news if you are retarded

#NASDAQ New Highs 4 vs New Lows 764 - JE$US
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AkhenOsiris
Good timing.

Walmart CFO touting they can be a share gainer in this volatile period and they have navigated tariffs before.

Google's Pichai saying $75B capex will stay this year.

How does Jassy respond?

A SQUAWK BOX EXCLUSIVE…

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy: The state of the consumer, AI strategy and Amazon's response to Trump's tariff policy.

Stay ahead of the market with Squawk Box, tomorrow starting at 6a Eastern on CNBC.
- Squawk Box
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AkhenOsiris
AI sprinkling back into the timeline, I was sick of all this macro shit anyways
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The Kobeissi Letter
We just witnessed one of the largest intraday S&P 500 option trade gains in history:

Exactly 4 hours ago, the S&P 500 ETF, $SPY, 0DTE calls with a $521 strike were trading at $0.01.

Now, they are trading at $14.58 per contract for a total low-to-high gain of +145,700% in 4 hours.

In other words, if you would've invested $1,000 in these calls 4 hours ago, you'd now have $1,458,000.

That's +$364,250 PER HOUR over the last 4 hours.

Truly insane.
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Finding Compounders
Some timeless advice from Charlie Munger https://t.co/rnMNGrJZPL
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The Kobeissi Letter
Now that the market is up +10%.

It's not exactly clear what this 90-day pause even means, is it:

1. 90-day pause of all tariffs

2. 90-day pause of 10% the baseline tariff and reduction of reciprocal tariffs to 10% (which remain active)

3. 90-day reduction of reciprocal tariffs to 10%, all other 10% baseline tariffs remain active

Do markets even know what exactly we are rallying on?
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Quiver Quantitative
This is why we recommend you check out Quiver.

We posted this yesterday.

$RH has now risen almost 50% since Marjorie Taylor Greene's purchase: https://t.co/WX9V95tC7g
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The Kobeissi Letter
BREAKING: Goldman Sachs rescinds their call for a recession after President Trump pauses tariffs for 90-days.
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Incredible.

We saw Marjorie Taylor Greene buying the tariff dip yesterday.

We posted this video.

Many of the stocks she bought have now risen over 10% in less than a day: https://t.co/Iyw348MCEG
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