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US STOCKS ADD +$4 TRILLION IN 10 MINUTES. https://t.co/cElqf8A9m1
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BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 rises over +9.5%, currently posting its 5th largest intraday gain in history. https://t.co/ipRqGFuIne
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BREAKING: The Nasdaq Composite is now up over +10% on the day, on track for its 4th best day in history and biggest gain since October 2008.

The Nasdaq is now on track to more than DOUBLE its previous record for the largest single-day point gain. https://t.co/d3QngObxoh
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You can't make this up:

At 9:37 AM ET today, President Trump posted that it's a "great time to buy."

Then, at 1:18 PM ET, Trump posted that he is PAUSING tariffs for 90-days.

The Nasdaq is now up over +10% on track for its best day since October 2008.

Did Trump just tell us about one of the market's largest daily gains 4 hours in advance?
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The admin will say Inflation will be mitigated by crashing oil! 🤪
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ES still 100 pts above Sun night lows (which brought on buyers twice that night).
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Today I learned GCP CEO Kurian and @DanielTNiles are the same person 😱
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This is excellent news if you are retarded

#NASDAQ New Highs 4 vs New Lows 764 - JE$US
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Good timing.

Walmart CFO touting they can be a share gainer in this volatile period and they have navigated tariffs before.

Google's Pichai saying $75B capex will stay this year.

How does Jassy respond?

A SQUAWK BOX EXCLUSIVE…

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy: The state of the consumer, AI strategy and Amazon's response to Trump's tariff policy.

Stay ahead of the market with Squawk Box, tomorrow starting at 6a Eastern on CNBC.
- Squawk Box
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AI sprinkling back into the timeline, I was sick of all this macro shit anyways
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We just witnessed one of the largest intraday S&P 500 option trade gains in history:

Exactly 4 hours ago, the S&P 500 ETF, $SPY, 0DTE calls with a $521 strike were trading at $0.01.

Now, they are trading at $14.58 per contract for a total low-to-high gain of +145,700% in 4 hours.

In other words, if you would've invested $1,000 in these calls 4 hours ago, you'd now have $1,458,000.

That's +$364,250 PER HOUR over the last 4 hours.

Truly insane.
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