“I need some help with something, I don’t have my engineer saying ‘hammertime’ because otherwise it would be weird in italian so I need a new word to give to him so send them in to me on my social media. That’ll be helpful.” lmao

i'd rather lose somebody than use somebody

rhode lip balm is 8/10, boys get her that and kiss her later.

Asshole

Got played

are you satisfied with your average life?

must be the water

i still need a gun 🎀

Dear Saturn,

I refuse to be average. The thought of blending into the crowd, of living a life dictated by scrolling through reels and settling for mediocrity, fills me with dread. How can someone have just one life, one shot at existence, and waste it on being forgettable? The very idea makes my blood boil.