I always tolerate people ideas, believes and perspectives, special religious ones.

Things I don't tolerate is flat earthers 🤢, horoscope people 🤢 and jews 🤮

Every time Kendrick Lamar mentions being a Gemini, it’s a reminder that beneath the "genius" label, he’s just another dude from Compton who actually believes in horoscopes and comes from a culture where people kill each other over the color of their shirt 🤮🤮🤮

Atleast 73% of you guys have enough brain cells 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kendrick fans, have you heard the latest joint with baby keem?

What's your favorite album and track?

Just wrapped up our migration to Hetzner! 🚀

The only thing left on Telecloud is object storage. Massive shoutout to Laravel Forge for the server provisioning — made the whole process a breeze and is worth every single penny.

The best part? Stress tests are hitting ~8k RPS using Swoole + Octane! 🔥

#Laravel #Hetzner #PHP

Migrated to Hetzner, so needed to optimize for the extra latency.

Replaced Redis with Swoole Tables via Laravel Octane — roughly 100x faster for caches and ephemeral data

https://blog.cloudflare.com/vinext/

Good read

We won. 🎉️️️️️️🎉🎉

Happy Adwa Victory Day

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