me when my post on my channel have more than 5 shares: don't touch me i'm famous.

me to my crush: ily.
my crush: i love you too, more than you could ever imagine.
me: ok my crush likes me back… too basic, lemme find a new crush that doesn’t like me back.

me: i hate lemot ppl! 😡
also me every 5 minutes: "hah?"

crush, you think you're cool? bitj you are too cool. i want to punch you in the face for attracting too many people's attention.

i miss our long conversations.

listen. i love having good grades, but i hate studying 24/7.

life hack: feelin sad? take a (long) nap.

me during the day: 😐😐😐
me during the night: 🤪🤪🤪

i dare you to spell your crush's name backwards!

not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.

are you the moon? because you light up my world in the darkest time <3

I wanna fall in love and never breakup.

what's your most embarassing moment?

Darling, you're too good to be someone's option or second choice.

when you're fluent at english, but you're dumb at grammar at the same time : 😫😫😫

you must know, your crush still stuck with their past.

i thought happiness started with an H, why does mine start with U?

i'm tired with this life.

you're single. i'm single. coincidence? i think not.

you think i'm happy with my life? ofc no.

me: see notification from you.
my heart: 😍🦋🤍❤️💘