don’t talk to me i’m busy creating romantic scenarios in my head.

i’ve been using google for years and i still have no idea what the “i’m feeling lucky” button is for.

honestly, can’t find someone like you.

it hurts to realize you're losing interest in me.

people come and go, but the truth is they will still go.

when i’m in a car and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i’m in a movie.

if i were an idol and i found out that i'm the least popular member, i think i would cry.

pick me guys be like: "im cold, love me".

i've been overthinking a lot more recently.

me: literally just chilling
🗣: "smile more please"
me: 😐😐😐

i'll be loving you forever.

update: im in love with an idiot 😁

me: laughs hard at phone
mom: what are you laughing at?
me: shows phone
mom: i don’t understand how you find this funny.

they say im obsessed with myself and i agreed 😻

if simping was a crime, i'd get the death penalty.

jamet typing was fun till u realize you're slowly turning into a real jamet.

i’m not funny, i’m just really mean and people think i’m joking.

when i see you are happy with her.
am i happy too? HAHAHAHAHAN'T.

my heart does a little “!!!!!!!” when i see your ava.