*my parents worrying about my future*
me: who has liked all "one day you'll become a billionaire" post.😃
me: who has liked all "one day you'll become a billionaire" post.😃
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
mom: can you please go take my phone?
me: takes phone
phone: turns on
me: WOAH too bright.
me: takes phone
phone: turns on
me: WOAH too bright.