“They were staring at me first”

guess the country

no, you're just autistic

I'm wondering if I should buy the furniture assembly service from Ikea, from another place or if I should just spend a week cursing and swearing and putting it together myself only to be unhappy with the end result but at least saving the money

Reminds me of a joke... A CIA and KGB operative meet at a bar. The CIA agent says, "Russian propaganda has been really good lately, I'm impressed." The KGB agent smiles and responds, "Why thank you, we do our best, but US propaganda is on another level. You guys are amazing." The CIA agent stands up looking shocked and says, "We don't have propaganda in the US."

"women don't need to shave" when they find a single strand of hair in their food