I stole the opening line from another post here, then winged it. Her profile said she liked sarcasm. Either I’m not doing it right, or she lied! Either way, she stuck around.
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/ob1x0v

https://redd.it/ob1x0v
@rtinder

What do I do now ?
https://redd.it/ob6k2t
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Context: she lives in Albuquerque
https://redd.it/ob5w2u
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I love red flags… swiped right
https://redd.it/ob43ev
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I’m pissed that I’ve peaked
https://redd.it/ob8ups
@rtinder

Ahhhh I love Tinder.
https://redd.it/oba971
@rtinder

After 3 dates, this kind of transparency and honesty is hard to come by
https://redd.it/obat80
@rtinder

??
https://redd.it/obb91x
@rtinder

Why.. just why..
https://redd.it/ob91zl
@rtinder

Another example of giving closure instead of ghosting! The girl I "kinda started seeing" is now my wife.
https://redd.it/obesg2
@rtinder

Wait... what?!?
https://redd.it/obdzk1
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Witty banter
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/obe84r

https://redd.it/obe84r
@rtinder

Met a girl on tinder and a day before out date she cancelled. It sucks but at least she was honest
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/ob8ygr

https://redd.it/ob8ygr
@rtinder

Astrology moment
https://redd.it/obdstz
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I don’t even know what to say about this one
https://redd.it/obgael
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Hmmmmmm……..
https://redd.it/obk0yy
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Ice is broken, swim or sink time 😁
https://redd.it/obgqb1
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When you’re so lonely that you pay for Tinder Gold to see who liked you and all 23 likes are from spam accounts
https://redd.it/obm9g2
@rtinder

Wha… why did he think this would ever work?
https://redd.it/objq7d
@rtinder

Take me now
https://redd.it/obmmhu
@rtinder