"я – фрилансер. работаю, когда мне вздумается; гуляю сам по себе"

"если ты, заказчик, возьмёшь у меня коммишку три раза!.. то будешь донатить мне на патреоне во веки веков."

five words each woman wants to hear:
"go read your danmeis, honey"

~ ^owo^ ~

I had a tummyache so I asked for congee.
I was told that this is "H" for "Honey".
Is she being cute or messing with me?

look at my impressive fake boobs!!
kakkoiing around... =`•∆•′=

yesterday he fought another kitty and lost~ uwu
good floof~

my 5min rollcake survived living by itself for two days... proud of 'em...

I'm a beyond redemption, I've color coded my bookshelf, what's your excuse?

(will probably rearrange it in a few days, kinda hate how cluttered it feels)

i have no clue wtf is this plant /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

nor how did it get here ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭

(but it's tasty... ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ )

yesterday's stream result!

omg, chums, you were, like, gigaright, this dress, like, suits so much omg whaaat!!
(I actually bought the blouse too but idk the fabric is kinda stiff and itchy... but i really wanted a blouse is this color for a long time... -w-'''')

here u go, my bebies
they r not much, but im proud of dem eita wei...
я кошечка которая приносит вкусняшки в кровать
ням?

я инженер

поздравляю всех с седьмым марта