There are 2 braindead obvious tokens in 2026 that I have seen.

One of them is Tendies.

Everything else I’ve been trading is generally side pots to stack more ammo. Plus boredom and dopamine.

I wanted to say something.

I’m so confused how anyone here (or in general) ever loses money trading on fomo.

From what I have noticed trading whenever I buy on fomo the price almost instantly goes up 50%+ within like 30 seconds or less

So if you have this feature turned on it’s almost impossible to lose on stuff

I like JACKET short term purely because I think it will catch a fatty bid if/when Jensen tweets again, especially depending on what he posts.

Risk is obviously chop of death until then. And maybe he will not tweet ever again. Who knows.

Sleeping in late punished me once again

Missed CATE + it molested my remaining Jimothy RIP

Robinhood honeymoon period is officially over 💔

I don’t think people comprehend how good the ongoing launchpad wars are for Tendies

Ciao seems pretty good here at the $500-600k range if you want upside in Rialto launchpad

You retards actually bought $tendies?

I just cleared so many long-term bags from my fomo and it feels liberating.

To focus on things that matter. There are 2 good coins in 2026 and I will focus on both.

15% chance of new Tendies ATH in the next 12 hours

Rob

This part of the earnings report solidified some things I already felt I knew.

Don’t let them take your tendies. Going to be really obvious in hindsight when everything comes to fruition.

I’m going to explain why I like tendies so much here.

Tendies as a concept/phrase/meme is intertwined with Robinhood and the WSB culture they helped to create.

And now, with the organic move from $0 —> $35m —> $9m —> $15m —> $yada yada yada you have a really well-washed grassroots “memecoin” that isn’t tied to anything outside of the chain’s growth.

I would take the longterm bet that for every x% RH chain moves up in TVL, tendies moves more or less in lockstep.

There is also minimal risk (nil compared to essentially every other coin on RH) of tendies becoming irrelevant. Because of the terminology’s history and continued usage within the native RH/WSB community, it simply cannot not become abandoned, dead, or irrelevant. You cannot say this for virtually any other coin right now.

Tendies is inherently valuable by virtue of its ticker and (now) price action. There is no scenario where it is zero, unless Robinhood chain is a failed experiment.

Marscoin seems like a free trade

The only thing I’m not liking is how high all of the uPnLs are

BUT - est all asleep