🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️- Unconfirmed reports that General Valery Zaluzhny, the commander-in-chief of the entirety of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, was killed by a Russian missile strike earlier today.

🇺🇸⚡️- Students 4 Ye Chairman Luke Hogan has denounced rootless cosmopolitan pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos.

🇺🇸⚡️- It has been rumored that Ye will be releasing a new album, Man Across The Sea, on May 20th, 2023.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- Renewed airstrikes in Northern Gaza.

🇵🇰⚡️- Most social media apps, including Twitter, have been suspended in Pakistan.

🇵🇰⚡️- The Pakistani military has been deployed to quash riots throughout the country following the arrest of former Prime Minister Imran Khan. So far, 8 have been killed and nearly 300 have been injured.

🇵🇰⚡️- The Supreme Court of Pakistan has declared the arrest of Imran Khan unlawful.

🇺🇸⚡️- YouTuber Mr. Beast has fired avowed transsexual Chris Tyson from his team.

🇵🇰⚡️- Multiple Pakistani channels are floating the possibility of a coup in the country.

🇺🇲⚡- Sources are now saying this is false. Unfortunately, the ogre-like troon remains part of Mr. Beast's team.

🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡️- It has been revealed that multiple Israeli brokers and bankers transferred over $1 billion dollars out of the Silicon Valley Bank a day before its collapse.

🇬🇧🇺🇦⚡️ - Britain has provided the Ukraine with long-range missiles.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- Rocket strikes against Ascalon and Zikim, Southern Israel.

🇬🇧🇺🇦 - Challenger II tanks, with illegal depleted uranium ammunition, were also included in the delivery.

BREAKING: Pakistan’s Information Minister Maryam Aurangzeb threatens Supreme Court of Pakistan with arson and setting ablaze houses of Judges if Imran Khan is released.

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🇮🇱⚡️ - Israel has officially withdrawn from its ceasefire negotiations with Gaza.

🇷🇺🇺🇦 - A day after Wagner's withdrawal was expected to take place, both Ukrainian and Russian channels report that Wagner are still fighting in Artyomovsk.
Some of you may be wondering why Wagner stated they would withdraw. The answer is simple; it's in the interests of Russia to make Ukraine believe there's tension between Prigozhin and the Genshtab (the headquarters of Russia's Armed Forces). By doing so Russia can convince Ukraine it is far weaker than it actually is, and so bait the Armed Forces of Ukraine into wasting manpower on offensives it wouldn't otherwise pursue.

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🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- Explosions in Tel Aviv

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️- The Ukrainian "counteroffensive" has reportedly begun.

🇬🇧 - British MP Andrew Bridgen has joined the Reclaim Party, led by actor Laurence Fox.
He was expelled from the Conservatives last year for his remarks against vaccine mandates.