🇷🇺⚡️ - An as-yet unnamed commentator in Chelyabinsk who celebrated Ukraine's attempt to strike the Kremlin was arrested by the FSB.

🇵🇸🇮🇱⚡️ - Several houses were destroyed after Palestinian rocket strikes on the "Israeli" city of Ascalon (also known as Ashkelon).

🇵🇱 - Poland's prime minister called for the country to reintroduce the death penalty, following the recent murder of a child by his stepfather.

🇺🇸⚡️- Texas is preparing to send "thousands more" migrants to sanctuary cities this week.

🇺🇸⚡️- The FBI has refused to release the manifesto and writings of the transsexual terrorist who killed 3 at a Nashville church.

At the same time, the manifesto of the far-right Hispanic "white supremacist incel" was released immediately.

🇷🇺🇺🇦⚡️- Unconfirmed reports that General Valery Zaluzhny, the commander-in-chief of the entirety of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, was killed by a Russian missile strike earlier today.

🇺🇸⚡️- Students 4 Ye Chairman Luke Hogan has denounced rootless cosmopolitan pedophile Milo Yiannopoulos.

🇺🇸⚡️- It has been rumored that Ye will be releasing a new album, Man Across The Sea, on May 20th, 2023.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- Renewed airstrikes in Northern Gaza.

🇵🇰⚡️- Most social media apps, including Twitter, have been suspended in Pakistan.

🇵🇰⚡️- The Pakistani military has been deployed to quash riots throughout the country following the arrest of former Prime Minister Imran Khan. So far, 8 have been killed and nearly 300 have been injured.

🇵🇰⚡️- The Supreme Court of Pakistan has declared the arrest of Imran Khan unlawful.

🇺🇸⚡️- YouTuber Mr. Beast has fired avowed transsexual Chris Tyson from his team.

🇵🇰⚡️- Multiple Pakistani channels are floating the possibility of a coup in the country.

🇺🇲⚡- Sources are now saying this is false. Unfortunately, the ogre-like troon remains part of Mr. Beast's team.

🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡️- It has been revealed that multiple Israeli brokers and bankers transferred over $1 billion dollars out of the Silicon Valley Bank a day before its collapse.

🇬🇧🇺🇦⚡️ - Britain has provided the Ukraine with long-range missiles.

🇮🇱🇵🇸⚡️- Rocket strikes against Ascalon and Zikim, Southern Israel.

🇬🇧🇺🇦 - Challenger II tanks, with illegal depleted uranium ammunition, were also included in the delivery.

BREAKING: Pakistan’s Information Minister Maryam Aurangzeb threatens Supreme Court of Pakistan with arson and setting ablaze houses of Judges if Imran Khan is released.

@GeneralMCNews