still trying to figure out what to add to the rest of this

"Don't get cocky with me squirt, the booze won't stop ya from feeling it" 🍆💦

*scheming*

bats are rodents, which some people consider to be vermin... which is.... kinda adjacent to being a bug

BATS ARE NOT RODENTS AAAAAA

slugs are also cephalopods. they aren't insects... but I've heard people calling them bugs my whole life

I wanna say snails and slugs are MOLLUSKS but not CEPHALOPOD, like a zebra is an equine but not all equines are zebras.

They're different classes but same phylum

I think this is just called being a theater nerd