and i do have one of those- yknow those plastic mats you put under office chairs on carpet? ever walk on one thats flipped upside down? they hurt like mad. sometimes i like to walk on it for stim, a good stand-in for stepping on broken ornaments

i dont understand why stomping in slush is forbidden at all other than its kinda yucky and easy to slip on..

i'm home alone a lot, live near dense woods, lots of opportunities to practice screams

i get to paint literally anywhere i like
sometimes i do it somewhere that feels extra illegal just to feel wicked and evil

i like apple sauce and goblin cooking methods. dont use the music tho

i chewed chapstick once, didnt suit me. i occasionally bite soap, but ultimately go for honeycomb. it satisfies the same monkey instinct with every bit of payoff and none of the regret that comes with chapstick

pour out the bottle into a pitcher??????

not pom seeds, but sometimes kernels of corn, ceramic or glass beads get the job done.

y'all don't get junkmail???

Cozy