"Women don't need to vote, just give them a vibrator and some cocaine."
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In Warring States China, if your foes bust tunes about sharing each other's boxer shorts you're in for a really bad time.
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The Germans knew every mistake the French could possibly make at Verdun, and then went through the list like they were buying groceries
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"Everyone else: 'Convert or Die.' Genghis: 'Pray for me and keep your money.'"
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The new boss is the same as the old boss, except smarter.. and cooler.. and smarter.
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