Eng: I like headcanons. No, I LOVE headcanons 🥺

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— Ты вообще знаешь, что ты творишь, идиот?! Какие скидки в 50%?!
— Боже… тебе вообще не понять, как работает бизнес

Eng: HELLO. 50% DISCOUNTS? YES

YES. BANKRUPTCY RISKS (probably)

Eng: ...the headcanon is that Pierre drinks so much on Wednesdays that he sort of "drinks away" his liver, and Harvey hates him for it 🥺

Eng: After three real-life days of waiting and riots in Stardew, where my character ran through the streets in a tank top, shorts, and platform boots, Harvey finally broke down and offered to adopt a child. A lifetime of happiness, as they say 🌟

Eng: Someday my bros and I will get to that point

Eng: Happy March 8th everyone girls. The men brought you flowers (Harvey won't be here. He's staying with his daughter 🌟)

Eng: Remember the joke about frozen Pierre? Forget it. He's with you (in 2x quantity)

Eng: Is anyone waiting for Morris separately in this TGC?