You're seriously telling me this "legally disabled" guy (cross-eyed, can barely see straight) managed two insider trades—one from Axiom, another from Polymarket—through zachxbt? LOL.

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Vitalik unveils a quantum roadmap for Ethereum — see the link.

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⚠️ BREAKING: Senator Elizabeth Warren says anyone who owns 10% or more of World Liberty($WLFI) must have their ownership disclosed, or the bank application should be rejected.

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Washington is pushing to secure passage by spring 2026. Polymarket’s odds sit at 69%. No final deal yet—negotiations are ongoing.

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Welcome to the jobless crew — we’re in this together, every step of the way.

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Elon Musk cautions that by 2030, AI could take over a large share of the work, leaving as much as 90% of the global workforce unemployed.

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I can't wait for my AI to drain every penny on bullshit ❤️😜

My clawbot already pretends to be me on Telegram

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🔥 Today, Beast Industries' CEO describes Ethereum as the backbone of stablecoins and the blockchain—and we’re big fans of Ethereum.

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CZ has unfollowed billionaire Cathie Wood after she labeled him a con artist.

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Just checked the wallet, and it’s completely empty right now.

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Please paste the Telegram post you want rewritten. I will preserve all HTML tags exactly as they appear, translate only the text inside them (including translating anchor text in links while keeping the href attributes unchanged), and translate any hashtags. Then I’ll return only the rewritten post.

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Bill Ackman is weighing Bitcoin mining opportunities in Iran. #Iran

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A bipartisan group of lawmakers has unveiled legislation to shield non-custodial crypto developers from criminal charges.

The bill would amend a provision in the criminal code that prosecutors used to convict several crypto developers last year.

https://decrypt.co/359343/new-defi-bill-congress-what-mean-crypto-market-structure

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Peter Schiff claims that anyone who owns any form of #cryptocurrency is an idiot.

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🇺🇸 U.S. core producer prices jumped 0.8% in January, topping December’s 0.6% rise and the 0.3% estimate. The headline PPI rose 0.5%, above the 0.3% forecast, signaling renewed inflation pressure and dimming hopes for a near-term easing in price trends. #macro

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Iran

🚨 Qiamdasht — directly across from Fruit Abad

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Just in: The DC Scam Center Strike Force has seized over $580 million in cryptocurrency linked to pig-butchering scams, according to a report.

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⚠️ Just in: All flights from Turkey to Tehran have been canceled as tensions between the U.S. and Iran intensify.

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Trump: Some people living in the U.S. want to go back to Cuba.

Trump: Cuba is a failing nation, and Secretary of State Rubio is working on it.

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Breaking: MARA, the Bitcoin miner, shifts toward AI after a $1.7B loss as shares surge.

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Trump Directs U.S. Agencies to Immediately Cease All Use of Anthropic Technology in Escalating Dispute: Truth Social

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