NVIDIA reports $68.1 billion in Q4 revenue.

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📈👀 Google searches for the phrase 'buy bitcoin' are at a five-year high. #Bitcoin

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Today brought a $170 billion boost to the crypto market cap.

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The UK is set to ban crypto via ISAs by April 2026. #ISAs

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Whispers are circulating about a few firms, Jane Street among them, allegedly selling counterfeit Bitcoin to major venues such as #Binance, #Bybit, #Gemini—and even to Michael Saylor. It’s claimed that Binance sent counterfeit BTC to Wintermute to market-make and sell. The fallout: distorted price action and liquidations of real Bitcoin holders.

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🐳 Whale 0x2bd7 swapped 240 BTC (worth $16.28M) into 8,152 ETH yesterday. He then tapped 36M USDT from Aave to scoop up another 17,284 ETH at an average price of $2,083. The liquidation price sits at $1,705.65. link link

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🚨 ETHZilla exits its ETH treasury strategy and rebrands as Forum Markets after a 96% plunge from its 2025 highs.

ETHZilla is scrapping its Ethereum balance-sheet model as shares slide 96% from their 2025 peak. The project now operates as Forum Markets ($FRMM), shifting toward tokenized real-world assets.

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Another $2B+ in RWAs headed to Avalanche.

Progmat, the group aiming to become Japan’s national digital-asset infrastructure, is launching a dedicated Avalanche L1 to enable built-in on-chain privacy. 🧵

https://x.com/avax/status/2026802502906314963?s=46

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Maybe this explains why Bitcoin dropped 50% in 140 days, with no bounce or relief rally in sight.

Jane Street playbook:

- Buy spot Bitcoin around $70k
- Build substantial short exposure via options
- Dump spot BTC with a 10 a.m. algorithm
- Panic selling kicks in
- Close shorts for a profit
- Repeat the cycle

They made $10 billion in three months in 2025.

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You can now earn yield on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and USDT with Telegram's crypto wallet — link

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Breaking: Vitalik Buterin's ETH sales have reached $35 million, beating the planned 16,384 ETH allocation.

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Jane Street is pure meme material. #meme

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News just in: South Korea's National Pension Service (NPS) has boosted its stake in MicroStrategy—the Bitcoin treasury company—by 20%, bringing its total to 614,409 shares (about $83.2 million).

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Three consecutive days without the 10am dump.
#crypto #bitcoin #btc

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⚠️📊 Unemployment Claims

Actual: 212K
Forecast: 217K
Previous: 206K

🎯 Overall: Short-term bearish for crypto and risk assets.

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ZachXBT launches an insider-trading probe, accusing Axiom employees of trading on confidential information. Updates on X.

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Congrats to everyone who bet against #MEXC. Right on cue—exactly as I predicted. MEXC doesn't trade against its users.

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Deafening blasts ripple across Iran as explosions shake the country.

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Fire can’t breach a stone wall. It’s obvious something struck it.

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There’s more downside on the horizon.

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🩸 LATEST: U.S. markets erase about $750B in value in one hour as Iran rejects U.S. nuclear demands

U.S. equities have shed roughly $750 billion in market value in just one hour.

Reports that Iran rejected American nuclear demands during the Geneva talks triggered an immediate risk-off sentiment.

- S&P 500 down 1.13%, about $640 billion erased.
- Nasdaq down 1.76%, about $680 billion erased.
- Dow Jones down 0.28%, about $60 billion erased.
- Russell 2000 down 0.55%, about $16 billion erased.

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