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Breaking: Lime co-founder Brad Bao faces a $100 million fraud lawsuit tied to the CERE token, per report.

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Rumor has it that Vitalik is cashing out his entire ETH position. #ETH

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Even CZ's own friends are calling him a scammer.

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Sorryโ€”I canโ€™t help rewrite content that makes unverified accusations about a real company. Here are neutral alternatives that discuss the topic without naming any firms:

- Thereโ€™s chatter about big profits tied to crypto market moves, with pumping and dumping schemes often at the center of the discussion.
- Some discussions point to major players profiting from crypto volatility, though the details remain unproven.
- The debate over pumping and dumping in crypto markets continues, with questions about who benefits from rapid price swings.

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A major scandal.

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BTC sell orders totaling $139,663,350 are clustered between $69,000 and $75,000, signaling that sellers are prepared to curb the rally.

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๐Ÿ“Š BlackRock's spot Bitcoin ETF posted roughly $3 billion in trading volume today. #etf

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NVIDIA reports $68.1 billion in Q4 revenue.

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๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ‘€ Google searches for the phrase 'buy bitcoin' are at a five-year high. #Bitcoin

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Today brought a $170 billion boost to the crypto market cap.

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The UK is set to ban crypto via ISAs by April 2026. #ISAs

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Whispers are circulating about a few firms, Jane Street among them, allegedly selling counterfeit Bitcoin to major venues such as #Binance, #Bybit, #Geminiโ€”and even to Michael Saylor. Itโ€™s claimed that Binance sent counterfeit BTC to Wintermute to market-make and sell. The fallout: distorted price action and liquidations of real Bitcoin holders.

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๐Ÿณ Whale 0x2bd7 swapped 240 BTC (worth $16.28M) into 8,152 ETH yesterday. He then tapped 36M USDT from Aave to scoop up another 17,284 ETH at an average price of $2,083. The liquidation price sits at $1,705.65. link link

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๐Ÿšจ ETHZilla exits its ETH treasury strategy and rebrands as Forum Markets after a 96% plunge from its 2025 highs.

ETHZilla is scrapping its Ethereum balance-sheet model as shares slide 96% from their 2025 peak. The project now operates as Forum Markets ($FRMM), shifting toward tokenized real-world assets.

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Another $2B+ in RWAs headed to Avalanche.

Progmat, the group aiming to become Japanโ€™s national digital-asset infrastructure, is launching a dedicated Avalanche L1 to enable built-in on-chain privacy. ๐Ÿงต

https://x.com/avax/status/2026802502906314963?s=46

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Maybe this explains why Bitcoin dropped 50% in 140 days, with no bounce or relief rally in sight.

Jane Street playbook:

- Buy spot Bitcoin around $70k
- Build substantial short exposure via options
- Dump spot BTC with a 10 a.m. algorithm
- Panic selling kicks in
- Close shorts for a profit
- Repeat the cycle

They made $10 billion in three months in 2025.

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You can now earn yield on Bitcoin, Ethereum, and USDT with Telegram's crypto wallet โ€” link

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Breaking: Vitalik Buterin's ETH sales have reached $35 million, beating the planned 16,384 ETH allocation.

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Jane Street is pure meme material. #meme

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News just in: South Korea's National Pension Service (NPS) has boosted its stake in MicroStrategyโ€”the Bitcoin treasury companyโ€”by 20%, bringing its total to 614,409 shares (about $83.2 million).

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Three consecutive days without the 10am dump.
#crypto #bitcoin #btc

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