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❗️JUST IN: A controversial figure is rumored to have snapped up every female Telegram username, just in case someone uses that handle, so he can slide into their DMs from one of these accounts. Word is he spent mere milliseconds on Telegram.

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Breaking: 🇲🇽 The leader of Mexico's CJNG cartel, 'El Mencho,' has been killed by the Mexican army.

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Hey everyone, quick reminder: only 11 days left.

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#mexc

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#AVAX #AVALANCHE — Google search interest is on the rise!
#ETH #BTC #ADA
$AVAX $ETH $BTC $ADA
Avalanche is starting to grab people's attention.

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Ethereum's taunts have climbed to a new high.

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⚠️ BREAKING: Iran's president says talks with the United States were encouraging, and Tehran is prepared for any scenario.

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A Mexican cartel has pledged to kill everyone.

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Today is one wild day to be in Mexico.

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Mexican cartel near the U.S. embassy

They’re counting their numbers for a raid.

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US ALERT: Shelter-in-place in parts of Mexico after cartel leader Nemesio Rubén Oseguera Cervantes was killed

The U.S. Department of State is urging Americans to shelter in place in affected areas of Mexico following the operation that killed Nemesio Rubén Oseguera Cervantes.

Violence and roadblocks have spread across Jalisco and nearby states in the wake of the operation.

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⚠️⚠️ BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump is weighing a targeted strike on Iran, with a larger attack to follow, per the New York Times.

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A cartel torched this poor guy's shop.

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🇺🇸 JPMorgan says it shut down Trump's accounts following January 6, as reported by the New York Times.

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🕵️ Vitalik is still offloading ETH.

In the past 36 hours, he moved 1,694 ETH, about $3.31 million.

Since February 2, he's sold 8,651 ETH for around $17.97 million, roughly $2,077 per ETH, and he still has 10,676 ETH ($20.86 million) left to offload.

Address: 0xfeb016d0d14ac0fa6d69199608b0776d007203b2

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A Satoshi-era whale has just liquidated its entire position after 15 years, offloading 11,300 BTC worth about $750 million.

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Bitcoin's Lightning Network now handles over $1 billion in transactions each month.

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😱 The Crypto Fear & Greed Index sinks to a perilous 5/100 as Bitcoin slips below $65k. BTC sits near $64,300, while liquidations top $458 million and traders brace for renewed capitulation.

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⚠️ Crypto Might Be Entering Its Largest Crash Yet

The magnitude of the losses turns this selloff into one of the most brutal moments in market history.

More than $2.22 trillion has vanished, driving crypto down by more than 50% from its peak.

It's now the second-largest dollar drawdown on record, just about $60 billion shy of the all-time high.

This is how cycles end.🔥

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A popular Kick streamer calls #crypto and #bitcoin 'dog shit,' and says every crypto investor is on suicide watch—they'll all kill themselves when the price hits zero.

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🇰🇷 South Korea’s Hanwha Asset Management is teaming up with the Jito Foundation to explore launching exchange-traded products linked to JitoSOL on the Korean market.

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