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Just ran the numbers: 30 days of war, 24 hours a day — that’s $40,000 per hour.

Total cost to U.S. taxpayers: $28.8 million 😂

Wonder if Trump’s gonna get impeached over this?

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Europe doesn't have enough fuel to get involved in the conflict.

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🇺🇦 Ukraine could "exhaust funds for its defense against Russia in under two months" as doubts grow over sustained support from key donor nations.

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Iranians are currently barred from entering the UAE.

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BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY RECORDS LONGEST DECLINE IN OVER 7 YEARS

Shares have declined for eight straight sessions—the longest losing streak since December 2018.

Since their last close in positive territory on March 17, Class A shares have slipped 4.7%, while Class B shares have dropped 4.9%.

The pullback comes amid broad market weakness driven by climbing energy prices and geopolitical tensions tied to the conflict involving Iran.

Over the same period, the S&P 500 has fallen 5.2%.

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⚡️ JUST IN: The Crypto Fear & Greed Index has dropped to 9, lingering in (Extreme) Fear for 70 consecutive days.

This is the longest period in this zone since the FTX collapse in 2022.

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Iran's Ghalibaf warns that Iranian armed forces stand prepared to respond to any U.S. ground presence and to hold regional allies responsiblestate media

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Honestly, I'm absolutely terrified right now 💀

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Coca-Cola – My insider source says they’re weighing a price increase because of an aluminum shortage.

Discussions point to a possible 50% hike coming soon.

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Iranian civilians face off against Basij militia members in a tense street confrontation

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CNN: Israeli military approaching final stages of strikes on high-value targets in Iran

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🚨 Regime-backed actors used in staged scenes.
They’ve done it before—using adult and child actors in Gaza.

So far, Israel has targeted only regime figures, not the Iranian people.

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FINAL 22 HOURS TO GET IN ON THE ETH LAUNCHPAD — ONLY ON #MEXC

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Open to both new and current users
Head to the launchpad section now

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Explosions reported in Dubai and Abu Dhabi

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REPUBLIC DECLARES PLAN TO SCRAP ALL ENERGY TAXES IF VOTES IN MAY SUCCEED

— Electricity tax
— Gas tax
— Petrol tax

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Monday market dump.

Markets on edge as Yemen threatens to close a key strait controlling 12% of global trade.

Amazon taking the hardest hit, but fallout spreading across other major players too.

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UAE INTRODUCES NEW TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS FOR IRANIAN CITIZENS

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HUGE: Bitcoin traders have taken $12B in short positions compared to just $3B in longs — a 4:1 BEARISH ratio.

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JUST IN: Bitcoin could see its first-ever triple red start to a year.

January (-10.17%), February (-14.94%), and March (-0.76%) all ended in the red—an occurrence never witnessed in $BTC’s history.

Q1 2026 is now down -24.16%, ranking as the 3rd worst quarter ever for Bitcoin.

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🇸🇻📈 El Salvador has acquired 31 additional $BTC over the past 30 days.

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